“I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just always playing this drinking game where every time I feel lonely or depressed or nervous or excited, I drink.” —Jokes: “Alcoholism”
I don't get why you guys are hating on Miley Cyrus.
I mean, she looks pretty good here.
“I used to work at a grocery store that also sells movies. I was closing the store one night and there was one customer left in the store. She walked up and couldn’t have been younger than 70. All she bought was 3 “adult” movies, a can of vaseline, and an overly large cucumber…I say “have a good night” and she gives me this wickedly sinister pedo-smile, winks and says “oh you know i will baby…” I then went home and took the longest, hottest shower of my life.” —Work Sucks: She’s Going to Have a Great Night